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A  dying grandmother

A dying grandmother told her granddaughter, "Dear, I want you to inherit my farm, my villa, my tractor, the farmhouse and all my livestock."

"Wow!" said her granddaughter. "Thanks, Grandma. I didn't know you even had all that stuff. Where is it?"

Grandma replied, "On Facebook!"

Vocabulary Help:

• Dear - querida
• dying - agonizante, morrendo
• farm - fazenda
• farmhouse - casa da fazenda
• granddaughter - neta
• Grandma - avó
• inherit - herdar
• know (know, knew, known) - saber
• livestock - gado
• reply - responder
• stuff - coisas
• tell (tell, told, told) - contar